WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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