UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Text me some of your sweat
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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