id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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