ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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