The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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