i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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