So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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