I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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