Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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