Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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