I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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