Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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