it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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