So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
