yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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