Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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