Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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