I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just google imaged poop.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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