Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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