Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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