we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Are we still banned from the library?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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