how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think people are normalizing furries
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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