i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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