whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
my poor anus
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dick very happy bro
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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