i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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