I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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