does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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