VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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