so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This is my gift to your gina
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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