You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My vagina is officially offended.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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