Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I want her autograph on my taint
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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