Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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