Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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