It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Couch. On fire.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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