theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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