Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This house was built for laser tag.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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