did you get engaged???
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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