someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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