So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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