sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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