we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He shit in the fireplace
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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