I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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