Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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