I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me. At least after what I've been through.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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