ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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