so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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