Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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