North Korea, Best Korea!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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