we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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