so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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