But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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