but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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