What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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